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Aw, I love
our cozy date nights.

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Me, too, baby.

3
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Grape me.

4
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Oh, man, I hate
y'all cozy date nights.

5
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That's because you're not
a romantic like your father.

6
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Now be quiet, we're trying
to watch Swamp Truckers.

7
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Man, you got
to love that Jolene.

8
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That girl's got
more tires than teeth.

9
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Well, I will see y'all later.

10
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Sofia and I are going
for a walk on the beach.

11
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The beach?

12
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Ain't nothing romantic about
getting sand in your cracks.

13
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Grape me again, baby.
But put some finger on it.

14
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Man, please don't put them
grapes back in the fridge.

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Oh, man, look.

16
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There's another one of those
Motor Boys commercials.

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♪ Car or truck, you're in luck

18
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♪ With the Motor Boys,
beep, beep. ♪

19
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Man, Pop, your competition
sure is running a lot of ads.

20
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I don't know, baby.
Should we be scared?

21
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Hell no.

22
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Calvin's Pit Stop
is a local institution.

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If anybody should be scared,
it's them.

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Change the channel, baby.

25
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♪ Car or truck,
you're in luck with the... ♪

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♪ Estás de suerte
conMotor Boys ♪

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♪ Beep-a, beep-a.♪

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See? I told you.

29
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They even scared of me
in Spanish.

30
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

32
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Okay, this one needs
to be washed in cold water,

33
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this one on delicate

34
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and this one is hand-wash only.

35
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Got it.All right.

36
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Uh, Mom-- are you,
are you gonna remember?

37
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That I do your laundry
for free? Yes.

38
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Tina, everyone was right.

39
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You're married to a genius.

40
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Oh, really? Does that guy know
you're also married to Dad?

41
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Very funny.

42
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Look, I figured out the perfect
way to take down Motor Boys.

43
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We're gonna do a commercial
for the shop.

44
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A commercial?
Aren't those expensive?

45
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No, no. I made
a deal on airtime.

46
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The only catch
is we have no budget,

47
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Oh...it has to be done in three days

48
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and we got to
shoot it ourselves.

49
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Told you. Genius.

50
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Mom is right.
We can't do a commercial.

51
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No, trust me, I got
it all figured out.

52
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You're gonna shoot it
with your fancy new phone,

53
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we'll play ourselves

54
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and I just got someone
to play the customer.

55
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Dad, what actor would be
desperate enough

56
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to star in the world's
cheapest commercial for free?

57
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I got your text.

58
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I'm ready for my close-up.

59
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Ah, I should go.

60
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I got an early shift
in the morning.

61
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Are you sure you don't want
to stay at my place again?

62
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Uh, you know, I better not.

63
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Last time we didn't
get any sleep,

64
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and I dozed off on my Taser.

65
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Okay. Good night.

66
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Good night.

67
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That went well.

68
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Hey! Man...

69
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Gemma, were you spying on us?

70
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Well, what can I say?

71
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You're my favorite neighbor,
she's my favorite employee.

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It makes me happy
to see you two so in l...

73
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L-Los Angeles.

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Come on.

75
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Don't tell me you haven't said
"I love you" yet.

76
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What? I-It's only been
four months.

77
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Only? Dave said it
the first time we met.

78
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I was working at the Burger King
drive-through,

79
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and he blurted it out right
after I handed him his Whopper.

80
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I felt like the Burger Queen.

81
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Well, I'm not like
you guys, Gemma.

82
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I don't hand out "I love yous"
like Whoppers.

83
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No-- Well, you're missing out,
because they are both delicious.

84
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Okay, here's how it's gonna go.

85
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I'm gonna say
my line to camera.

86
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"I'm great, Motor Boys suck,
yada yada yada."

87
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Uh, Dad,

88
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I-I'm not sure you can
legally say that.

89
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Hey. Do you want
to keep your job?

90
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Uh, no, not really.
You're forcing me to do this.

91
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Then act like it.

92
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All right,
then Tina says her line.

93
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"Line"? Why do I
only get one line?

94
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Babe, it's a 30-second
commercial.

95
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We got to have time
for the customer.

96
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Eh, if you say so, but, baby,
we need this thing to pop.

97
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And we know
that this is popping.

98
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Okay.

99
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Dave, you ready to go?

100
00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,652
Yeah, yeah. Uh...

101
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Uh, about the customer.
Who is this guy?

102
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W-What do you mean?
He's a customer.

103
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Well, yeah, no-- I-I know that,
but if I'm gonna be convincing,

104
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I need to know his backstory.

105
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You know?
What-what makes him tick?

106
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What brought him here and why?

107
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His broken car,
because it's broken.

108
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His broken car.
Okay, let me chew on that.

109
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Okay. Marty,
how we doing over here?

110
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Uh, great. But before we start,

111
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how do we want
this thing to look?

112
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What do you mean?

113
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Well, Motor Boys ads
may be professional,

114
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but they're kind of generic.

115
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So we can stand out

116
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by giving our ad
a distinct visual aesthetic.

117
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An aesthetic?

118
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Why do we need a fake leg?

119
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Okay, nobody treats
Tarantino this way.

120
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Okay. I made a few changes
to your lines

121
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that I think will
make them better.

122
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What did you do?

123
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I gave them to me.

124
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You gave yourself everything
except "I'm Calvin Butler."

125
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Well, I can't say that.
I would sound ridiculous.

126
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Calvin, I have a few questions
about my character.

127
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Dave, since when
do you wear glasses?

128
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Well, that's one
of my questions.

129
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These olives are delicious.
You have to try one.

130
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Mmm.

131
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You know, when my parents
do that, it is gross.

132
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But when you do it, it's hot.

133
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So, uh, there's something

134
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I kind of need
to talk to you about.

135
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Okay, Gemma was
watching us make out.

136
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But she promised
to see a therapist.

137
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It's not that.
I got some news today.

138
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I was offered
a new teaching position.

139
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Wow, that's so great.

140
00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:02,857
It's in Paris.

141
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Wow, that is so in France.

142
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I know. It's this
amazing school.

143
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I applied for it last year,
and I honestly

144
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never thought I would get it.

145
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So I guess you're, um,

146
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moving to France?

147
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I don't know.
I haven't accepted it yet.

148
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Why not?

149
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Because I feel like
what we have is special,

150
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so before I decide...

151
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...I'd like to know
where you think we're going.

152
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Oh. Uh, I, um...

153
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Well...So, do we know what we want?

154
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Hey, can you chill out,
man? This ain't got
nothing to do with you!

155
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Okay, everybody,
if you would all just focus

156
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and stick to my original plan,

157
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we only have to do this
one more time.

158
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Uh, actually, Dad,

159
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I think I might need a few more
takes to capture

160
00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:04,005
the edgy Spike Lee feel
I'm going for.

161
00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:06,442
You're lucky there's not
an aesthetic here,

162
00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,488
or I would hit you
over the head with it.

163
00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,363
Action!

164
00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:17,192
Hi, I'm Calvin Butler.

165
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And here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
our customers are friends,

166
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and our friends are family.

167
00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:25,374
Just ask my wife Tina.

168
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Do you have a problem
with your car?

169
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Talk to Tina.

170
00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:36,211
Do you want
the best prices in town?

171
00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:37,560
Talk to Tina.

172
00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,780
Do you want
the best customer service?

173
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Talk to Calvin.

174
00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:44,611
Or to Tina.

175
00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:53,228
And speaking of customers,
here comes one now.

176
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After the accident, I didn't
know where to bring my car.

177
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,671
But then I found
Calvin's Pit Stop,

178
00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:05,893
where they did a great job
at a fair price.

179
00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:08,199
That's right,
because here at Calvin's...

180
00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:11,768
Sure, I lost my family
in that accident,

181
00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:15,119
but I found a new one
here at Calvin's...

182
00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:17,774
Pit Stop!

183
00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,036
Cut!

184
00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,038
We're doing it again.

185
00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:23,084
What?

186
00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:25,303
Uh, that's good, because
I forgot to press record.

187
00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,618
Oh, my God.

188
00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,098
Did you see the cut
of the commercial?

189
00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,230
I just watched it.

190
00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,232
I was amazing!

191
00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,886
I know.

192
00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,105
Wasn't I great?

193
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:47,456
I know it's just
a local commercial,

194
00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:50,111
but I feel like I could
get nominated for something.

195
00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,114
Oh, Calvin,

196
00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,637
did you see the
commercial yet?

197
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,247
Yeah.

198
00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,119
Well, what'd you think?

199
00:09:58,162 --> 00:10:02,863
Well, to put it gently, it was
a flaming pile of hot garbage.

200
00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:05,082
What?

201
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,345
All three of you
were ridiculous.

202
00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,521
Marty with his
black-and-white montage

203
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:14,135
and-and you
just making love to the camera.

204
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:17,181
And you, with your backstory
about being a drug addict?

205
00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:19,575
Ex-drug addict.

206
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,926
Well, y'all seem
to have forgotten

207
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:25,102
that my business
is on the line here.

208
00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:26,974
Motor Boys is stealing
my customers,

209
00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,629
and y'all up in here
trying to win a BET Award.

210
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,502
Can a white guy win that?
'Cause that would be amazing.

211
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:38,159
Calvin, we were all
just doing our best.

212
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,335
Well, it's totally unusable.

213
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:43,207
And now I gotta do it again.
By myself.

214
00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:44,600
How could you do that?
I spent hours

215
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,167
getting into that
character's head.

216
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:49,213
And let me tell you something,
it was not a pretty place!

217
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,693
Yeah, I got that
when you made me

218
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,956
flush your Tic Tacs
down the toilet.

219
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:58,179
Well, good luck pulling this off
all by yourself.

220
00:10:58,222 --> 00:10:59,789
I don't have another choice.

221
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,270
I gotta turn something
in by tomorrow,

222
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:05,229
and it sure as hell can't be
what y'all did.

223
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:09,320
Can you believe that?I know.

224
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:12,454
I had the shakes all night
coming off those fake drugs.

225
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,852
Oh, my God, Malcolm.

226
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,767
Sofia told me about
her job offer.

227
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:23,465
Yeah, I know.
I don't know what to do.

228
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:26,207
Well, I am her boss.

229
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,122
One phone call to Paris,

230
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:30,254
and I can make this
whole thing go away.

231
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:33,605
You're kidding, right?

232
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:36,130
Of course I'm kidding.

233
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,175
Unless you don't
want me to be.

234
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,613
Well, I appreciate
the offer, Gemma,

235
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,267
but this is her decision.

236
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:46,227
So, what, you're just
gonna give up?

237
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,794
What else am I
supposed to do?

238
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,186
You're supposed to
fight for her.

239
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,014
You can't just sit back
and do nothing

240
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,015
while the woman you...

241
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,061
Love is going to France?

242
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,021
Oh, my God, you just
said you love her.

243
00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,893
No, I didn't.Oh, yeah, you totally did.

244
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,633
No. Are you sure
I didn't say "Louvre"?

245
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:04,332
Because that's in France, too.

246
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,117
Malcolm, why can't you just
admit that you're in love?

247
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:10,642
Because I don't want to mess up
her life, Gemma.

248
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,383
Mess up her life how?

249
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,645
Look, think about it.

250
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,343
What if I tell Sofia
I love her,

251
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,214
she decides not to
go to France,

252
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,390
and then it doesn't
work out between us?

253
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,915
I would have stood in the way
of her chasing her dreams.

254
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,395
I would never forgive
myself for that.

255
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,571
I get that.

256
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,922
But what if you do tell her,
and she stays,

257
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:32,142
and it's the best thing
to ever happen to you two?

258
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I don't know.

259
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,233
Well, I do.

260
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If she goes, you're gonna
spend the rest of your life

261
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,411
wondering "what if?"

262
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:44,676
And trust me, that is
no way to live.

263
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,157
You know what,
you're right.

264
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,769
You're right. I'm gonna
tell her I love her.

265
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,380
I'm gonna text her right now.

266
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:55,078
No, no! Malcolm, Malcolm...

267
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:57,820
You can't just text
something like that.

268
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,822
You gotta make is special.

269
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,563
Like how I gave Dave
a paper crown,

270
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,304
even though it wasn't
his birthday.

271
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:07,090
Okay, well, what do you
think I should do?

272
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,613
Don't worry, leave it to me.

273
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:11,181
Thank you, Gemma.
Wait a minute.

274
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,096
You're not calling Paris,
are you?

275
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,490
No, silly.

276
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,492
Unless you want me to.

277
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:22,540
Okay, Grover, all you have to do
is point the camera at me,

278
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,194
and push the red button.

279
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,936
I know how to use a phone,
Mr. Calvin.

280
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,330
What do you think I am, six?

281
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,377
You got a lot of attitude
for somebody

282
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,336
who can be replaced by a tripod.

283
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,688
Okay, you ready?

284
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,125
Action.

285
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,954
Hi, I'm Calvin Butler,

286
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:48,523
and here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
I guarantee you

287
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,395
the best repairs with
the lowest prices in town.

288
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:55,835
Just ask my wife. Right, Tina?

289
00:13:55,878 --> 00:14:00,752
You can't see her,
but she agrees.

290
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,319
What's that, sir?

291
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,974
The best customer service
you've ever had?

292
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:07,020
Thank you.

293
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,329
Well, you heard them.

294
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,505
So come on down
to Calvin's Pit Stop,

295
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:19,075
where our customers are friends,
and our friends are family.

296
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,381
Yeah!

297
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:24,211
Yes. That's how you do it.
What do you think?

298
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:26,604
It was great, Mr. Calvin.
Really funny.

299
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,345
What do you mean funny?

300
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,478
I mean how you talk about
your friends and family

301
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:31,958
when you're all by yourself.

302
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,267
Well, I wouldn't be
if my friends and family

303
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,486
took this seriously.

304
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,662
My dad took it seriously.

305
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:43,970
He said the pressure is what got
his character hooked on drugs.

306
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,409
I know. He told me
he crashed his car

307
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,454
escaping from rehab.

308
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,155
Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Calvin.

309
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:58,027
I guess he was just worried
about letting you down.

310
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,073
He was?

311
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,466
Yeah. He said he really just
wanted to help you

312
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,164
beat Motor Boys.

313
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,949
Oh, man.

314
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,821
Maybe I did overreact.

315
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:12,607
I guess everybody was
just trying to help.

316
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,392
Not me.
You promised me 20 bucks.

317
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,616
Okay, it's all set.

318
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,748
I've got the balloons,
a bouquet of roses,

319
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,054
and the fourth grade
a capella group

320
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,056
is hiding in the nurse's office.Okay.

321
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,492
Why fourth grade?

322
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,451
Because the sixth graders
just hit puberty,

323
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:34,455
and they sound like a bunch
of horny sea lions.

324
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,500
Man, I am nervous.

325
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,241
It's gonna be fine.

326
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:41,505
And if not, I've got
France on speed dial.

327
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,987
Hey, Gemma,
you wanted to see me?

328
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,381
Malcolm?
What are you doing here?

329
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:50,558
I thought that I would come by
and, uh, surprise you.

330
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,212
Oh, gotta go.

331
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,823
Mrs. Murphy got bit
by the class turtle again.

332
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,043
It is hard to go back to lettuce
when you've tasted blood.

333
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,178
So, what's going on?

334
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,702
Well, I, um...
I've been thinking a lot

335
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:08,054
about the idea of
you moving to France.

336
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,403
And there's
something that I...

337
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,926
I'm not going.

338
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,755
What? Really?

339
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,148
Really.

340
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,411
What made you
decide to stay?

341
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:22,155
Well, the more I thought
about going,

342
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:25,810
the more I realized I don't
want to mess up my life.

343
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,596
Mess up your life?

344
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:33,079
Yeah. I mean,
I know going to Paris

345
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,516
is something I've always
dreamed of,

346
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:38,562
but I'm just afraid that

347
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:41,217
if I give up
everything here to go,

348
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,524
and then it doesn't work out,

349
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,526
I'd never forgive myself.

350
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,707
You know, I know
exactly how you feel.

351
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,058
Which is why you have to go.

352
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,019
What?

353
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:03,109
Look, Sofia, nothing
would make me happier

354
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,675
than if you stayed.

355
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:07,939
But you can't let
being afraid stop you

356
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,941
from going after
something that you want.

357
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:13,423
'Cause if you do,
you'll always be wondering

358
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,817
"what if?" And...

359
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,689
that's no way to live.

360
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,257
I'm gonna miss you.

361
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,348
Yeah, no, I, uh...

362
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,350
I miss you already.

363
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,528
♪ You are my

364
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:34,662
♪ Sunshine Oh, damn!

365
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:37,752
♪ My only sunshine

366
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:42,191
♪ You make me happy.

367
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,630
This isn't Mr. Cullen's
retirement party.

368
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,371
Everybody out.
Out, out, out, out!

369
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,905
I don't know
what Dad's talking about.

370
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,385
My camerawork is great.

371
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,126
I mean sure,
the slow motion didn't work,

372
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,954
but that was only
in the flashbacks.

373
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,958
And there was nothing
wrong with my acting.

374
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,655
Although...

375
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,049
falling out of the wheelchair
might have been a bit much.

376
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,184
Yeah, in hindsight,

377
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,925
maybe I shouldn't have
licked that wrench.

378
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,015
Oh. Hey, everybody.

379
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,887
Hey.Hey.
Hey.

380
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:30,239
Look, uh, I just wanted to tell
you I'm sorry for what I said.

381
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,632
You were all just

382
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:35,157
trying to help, and I just kept
shutting you down.

383
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:38,595
Well, baby, you, uh,
you weren't wrong.

384
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:43,122
Yeah, we just watched it again,
and we were pretty awful.

385
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,124
Yeah, you were straight trash.

386
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,301
Uh, but the point is,

387
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,433
is you're my family
and you're my friend

388
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:53,132
and that's what the shop
is all about,

389
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:57,440
so I was thinking maybe we all
take another crack at it.

390
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:58,659
You sure? Because we...

391
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,314
I'm in.

392
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,924
Well, me, too.

393
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,926
Oh, what the hell?
Let's make a sequel.

394
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:08,451
All right. Come on, well,
let's do this thing.

395
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:11,280
But this time,
no sad backstories.

396
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:14,370
Totally agree.
But what about, uh,

397
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,416
this time I'm a guy from Boston

398
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:21,421
who, uh, crashed his car
after he robbed a bank.

399
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:24,424
Where the hell is an aesthetic
when you need one?

400
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,737
Hi, I'm Calvin Butler.

401
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:37,001
And here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
we guarantee the best repairs

402
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:39,395
at the lowest prices in town.

403
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,658
Just ask my wife Tina.

404
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:44,226
He's right.
And I don't say that often.

405
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,536
But don't take
our word for it.

406
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:52,365
Here comes
a satisfied customer now.

407
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:58,458
Wow, these are
the best repairs

408
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,852
and the lowest
prices in town.

409
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,854
Told you.

410
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:06,422
Thanks, Calvin's Pit Stop.

411
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:11,035
So come on down
to Calvin's Pit Stop,

412
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,647
where our customers
are friends...

413
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,954
ALL:
And our friends are family.

414
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:27,095
We did it. We were on TV!

415
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,445
And in the best time slot
of the night.

416
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:32,970
Right between Swamp Truckers
and Swamp Wives.

417
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:35,582
Well, I say we celebrate.

418
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,844
Let's go to Ernie's.

419
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,933
Yeah. Let's do it.Okay.

420
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,506
Just in case there's paparazzi.

421
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:55,384
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